I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.
I’m still drinkingI.S (via in-toxicxted)
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
OOH SOMEONE SAID IT